Thursday, January 31, 2008

Does something smell?

Hey all, Tang here. Fuzzy and my humans are always telling me how bad I smell. Well, I have sniffed around this house and have decided I am not the one with the odor. I believe I smell as wonderful as a cat can smell. I believe it is Fuzzbucket who smells a little funky. She doesn't smell like a cat, she smells like fabric softener. Fuzzbucket's scent might be more agreeable to humans than my natural kitty musk, or as my humans call it "stink", but to a true Tom cat, the smell of Fuzzy is quite repulsive. This olfactory observation brings me to my new campaign slogan for President of the cat house. "In your heart, you know he smells right." Tang 2008.

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