Tang is trying to fool the humans into thinking he is a pure and innocent soul. He thinks he can give me complimentary grooming sessions while they are around and they will forget how he treated me while they were away. Well you know what Tang? I too have been watching "Gizmo, the boxing cat," and let me tell you, I have learned a thing or two. I have been taking notes from our fellow furry friend, and I believe I have perfected my left hook. Take that Tang!
Let this be a lesson for you. This kitty does not want smelly Tang slobber on her face. Keep your spit and paws to yourself if you want to live.
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