Thank you!

Kris said...

Dear Fuzz-bucket,

This is an outrage! You need to call DYFS, or its equivalent in your state, right away. Child neglect is a crime... you could have died for all they care. You could have been pecked to death or swooped down on by one of those intolerable hawks... Or worse yet, you could have come face to face with a wild ugly! Just the thought of the perils you were exposed to makes us want to take you away from the abusive and neglectful home you have the misfortune of inhabiting. Shame on your irresponsible humans. When we are there this weekend, we will leave a space for you in our bag. The option is on the table if you decide to take us up on it.

Good luck in the coming days... Be strong, our thoughts and prayers are with you.

Thank you Kris for your sympathy. One of my humans has coached me to respond that I do not need your luggage to save me. I have already been saved from the troubled life I was destined to live when one of my humans stopped and ventured into the North Shore Animal League bus parked along the street in Stamford.

According to their coaching, I am truly thankful for the opportunities my humans offer me and would not trade them in for anything. They rescued me from the barking dogs kenneled up in the claustrophobic bus. I am happy with my current situation and wouldn't change it for anything. As for facilities dealing with neglect. I believe I would fall under the SPCA rather than your NJ DYFS, or the CT version, DCF. Really, please contact SPCA in Monroe, CT on my behalf. Just having to deal with Tang on a daily basis should qualify as abuse.