My humans put me to work today. They said if I want to remain flower girl in the upcoming wedding, I had to start helping out. I saw where they were coming from so I acquiesced. Little did I know their task of the day could potentially give me liver cancer in 3 years.They had me licking envelopes all day for the bridal shower. I don't think a cat's system was designed to handle that amount of toxic glue. To make matters worse, they greased up the back of my neck with a horrific poison they claim will protect me from fleas and ticks. If poisoning me is your way of "protecting" me, you guys have some screws loose! Let's see if I even live to see the wedding at this rate.
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