It seems no matter what I do I just can't shake Tang. No matter where I am, or what time of day it is, if I look over my shoulder he's always there. Maybe it is my alluring personality, or maybe it is because he realized my natural ability to seduce the humans to do my bidding and wants to steal my secrets. All I know is the boy is stuck on me like skunk stink in fur. Most of the day I am able to avoid his pursuit, but he is a sneaky little bugger who sidles up on me while I sleep.
Until I am able to convince the authorities I require a restraining order against Tang, I guess I'm stuck sharing my personal space with him. ::ugh::
It seems no matter what I do I just can't shake Tang. No matter where I am, or what time of day it is, if I look over my shoulder he's always there. Maybe it is my alluring personality, or maybe it is because he realized my natural ability to seduce the humans to do my bidding and wants to steal my secrets. All I know is the boy is stuck on me like skunk stink in fur. Most of the day I am able to avoid his pursuit, but he is a sneaky little bugger who sidles up on me while I sleep. 
Until I am able to convince the authorities I require a restraining order against Tang, I guess I'm stuck sharing my personal space with him. ::ugh::
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