My humans seem to have befriended a horrible beast. He goes by the name of Oliver, I call him stinky mutt breath. He slobbers, smells, barks and always has a dumb dog look on his face. Did I mention he smells?
How can my humans allow this beast on our property? He disrupts the natural order of things. I thought Tang was the worst creature on this earth until I met this mutt. Look at him sit in front of MY door, playing with MY humans. I would love to sharpen my claws on his face, if only my humans would give me the chance. I almost had him once, damn cat leash holding me back.
You better run you stinky mutt, once I get out of this leash, your face is mine!
My humans seem to have befriended a horrible beast. He goes by the name of Oliver, I call him stinky mutt breath. He slobbers, smells, barks and always has a dumb dog look on his face. Did I mention he smells?
How can my humans allow this beast on our property? He disrupts the natural order of things. I thought Tang was the worst creature on this earth until I met this mutt. Look at him sit in front of MY door, playing with MY humans. I would love to sharpen my claws on his face, if only my humans would give me the chance. I almost had him once, damn cat leash holding me back.
You better run you stinky mutt, once I get out of this leash, your face is mine!
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