The trees are budding and the frogs are peeping. All this new outdoor growth and fresh new life have reminded me the bikini season is approaching quickly. It's time I whipped myself into shape. My belly has been hanging quite low to the floor lately.
What's a svelte kitten like myself to do? Well, if you must ask, I have taken to 10 reps of stairs every 12 hours for starters. Later I plan on incorporating sprints, and eventually long runs into my repertoire. I may use Tang as a chasing partner, but right now, I think it's best I leave him out of my plans. It's bad enough I was caught sidling up to him yesterday. I think it would be best if we lay low to minimize the gossip for now.
Here's to a new spring/summer season. I hope I can get in shape in time!
1 comment:
Fuzzbucket you should come to DC and eat my mice!! I have lots!! Very tasty! And right now I just electrocute them (with a Humane Society certified trap) so they'd be much better off eaten. How's about a long weekend away from that Orange Menace?
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