Dear Mr. Toblerone,
I very much appreciate your advances and look forward to enjoying such delectable treasures as Kobe beef and beluga caviar. However, tonight I must postpone such advances.
Tonight, I remind you, we can witness something I haven't yet seen in my short life; a lunar eclipse. I will be glued to the window soaking in every last moment. I hope you understand.
Until next time,
Fuzzbucket
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